I really do not know what to write but at least i can answer the tag,abi?
8 things i look forward to
1. Being rich
2.owning a house in abuja
3.getting married
4.becoming size 12
5. great and better naija
6. knowing how to play bass guitar
7. successful legal career
8.Constant blogging
(Not necessarily in that order)
8 things i did yesterday
1. went to court
2.worked
3.fried and burnt prawn crackers
4. had a bath
5. made passionate
6.started jackie collins' 'THRILL'
7.prayed
8.slept
(in that order)
8 things i wish to do
1.Be a musician
2.be a politician
3.be popular
4.play the bass guitar
5.blog more often
6.grow more spiritually
7.lose weight
8.be more loving
8 shows i watch
1.One tree hill
2.Brothers and sisters
3.How i met your mother
4.Dear mother(africa magic)
5.Prison break
6.Edge of paradise(NTA)
7.Jacob's cross(africa magic)
8.Hustle
Bloggers tagged
1. Omotee
2. Mystique
3.Nefertiti
4.BSNC
5.Confessions of a London gal
6. Missfly high
7.Roc Naija
8. Ayekooto
On a lighter note,i read this funny story and thought to share with you guys.
A certain man hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of it. he puts the cat in the car and drives two blocks away from the house,drops the cat and goes home. On getting home,he meets the cat relaxing on the rug.
The next day,he puts the cat in the car agin and drives 5 blocks away from the house,getting home,this cat is there sleeping on the couch.
The next day by which time the man is really infuriated,he picks this cat,puts it in the car as always and drives round,turned left then right,takes a u-turn,goes up the hill,comes down a slope and drops the cat by a river. Satisfied,he starts his journey back home but lo and behold he was lost. Then he calls the house and his wife answers the phone,he asks if the cat was there,the wife says yes. the man says "put the damn cat on the phone,i need directions back home!"
Peace!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Love and let go?
"I love you but i'm sorry there is nothing i can do,let's just quit and be friends"
Friends? I think not! He didn't show up for my call to bar party,says when coming back from the ceremony i didn't update him on movement as per the party that i relegated him to the background and showed he was not my priority(for God sakes i had too many things going on,it was my day of glory,pple wer calling me,waiting for me at the house and we planned this together!) so i was supposed to do what?my mum wonders why? She hears gist of fights we had before from my siblings and that he said "it was cos of my stupidity he didn't come for my party,that day is gone now and there's nothing i can do to bring it back" she says no way,the guy don't respect you enough. I said couples must fight,not showing up at my party was gross but then he apologised,i forgave,no need crying over spilt milk,yea? But then,mom says no way,sis beefs and i stupidly told him(yea,i know...no information management) well,things escalate,mom shuts down,he shuts down,no more communication and i say to him,call mom and explain why you were not there,he says no,he can't and won't,(why do they all sudddenly hate him cos he was not at the party?he does not need to kiss ass to show he loves me or deserves her daughter and since i'm cool with his folks and he not with
mine hence the above quote from him tonight. he says mom never liked him,she just used call to bar party as an excuse,imagine that?
He asks or do i have an alternative solution?me?how? When he's made up his mind? I said no,he says lets talk about it,what's left to tslk about? We have talked,fought,i have even begged (don't know why or for what) but it has got us nowhere. My mum is expecting him to call and explain(why,it was my party,abi?) He is not going to call and to him,she hates him and will always be a factor in the relationship so he breaks up with me though he is with me and not her(i don't get it)
Right now,i'm just numb,really don't know what to think or say. But then,if he loves me so much,am i not worth swallowing his pride for to call mom? Do you love so much and let go cos you can't 'kiss ass',is that how love plays out? Should you not fight,kiss ass if you have to to get your desired love or am i just being impractical and romantic? I'm confused,help!
Friends? I think not! He didn't show up for my call to bar party,says when coming back from the ceremony i didn't update him on movement as per the party that i relegated him to the background and showed he was not my priority(for God sakes i had too many things going on,it was my day of glory,pple wer calling me,waiting for me at the house and we planned this together!) so i was supposed to do what?my mum wonders why? She hears gist of fights we had before from my siblings and that he said "it was cos of my stupidity he didn't come for my party,that day is gone now and there's nothing i can do to bring it back" she says no way,the guy don't respect you enough. I said couples must fight,not showing up at my party was gross but then he apologised,i forgave,no need crying over spilt milk,yea? But then,mom says no way,sis beefs and i stupidly told him(yea,i know...no information management) well,things escalate,mom shuts down,he shuts down,no more communication and i say to him,call mom and explain why you were not there,he says no,he can't and won't,(why do they all sudddenly hate him cos he was not at the party?he does not need to kiss ass to show he loves me or deserves her daughter and since i'm cool with his folks and he not with
mine hence the above quote from him tonight. he says mom never liked him,she just used call to bar party as an excuse,imagine that?
He asks or do i have an alternative solution?me?how? When he's made up his mind? I said no,he says lets talk about it,what's left to tslk about? We have talked,fought,i have even begged (don't know why or for what) but it has got us nowhere. My mum is expecting him to call and explain(why,it was my party,abi?) He is not going to call and to him,she hates him and will always be a factor in the relationship so he breaks up with me though he is with me and not her(i don't get it)
Right now,i'm just numb,really don't know what to think or say. But then,if he loves me so much,am i not worth swallowing his pride for to call mom? Do you love so much and let go cos you can't 'kiss ass',is that how love plays out? Should you not fight,kiss ass if you have to to get your desired love or am i just being impractical and romantic? I'm confused,help!
Friday, April 17, 2009
Seeing blind hard to please Guys
Na wa oh! Guys can be so blind sometimes even though their eyes are wide open! (sorry guys but then...) It rained here on Wednesday and there i was with my female colleague feeling all Mushy as per the weather,you know?(it was all cold and cozy) Great for some cuddling and ....
Lo and behold i went to Sweets' place,slept over and didn't even get as much as a peck! reason? He was tired,had a busy day and so before i came out of the bath,all fresh and glowing,he was dead to the world! I tried but no show o so i just tried to sleep.
A day before that,we had a bit of issue,he's fond of just snobbing when he's upset and i so hate that! (hell,out with it,lets talk it and get it over with)Well,tried asking what's up but just got further snobs(i,m supposed to know when he's upset without him telling me(as i be witch) and keep off till he's cooled off) and when we got to my house,he asked for a goodnight hug,imagine! I didnt believe he did that,of course i said NO so that we kinda sorted the next day before the cold night thing and then yesterday morning,he continued the snobbing mood so i just kept to myself and then last night,he accuses me of being cold lately,Can you beat that? Who started being cold,and so what should i do when i'm supposed to stay away and when i hate being snobbed?What do guys really want anywayz? I tire o and i seem to hear these complaints from a fair number of chics so i don't think its just me or is it?See why i say they are blind even though seeing and so so hard to please?
Lo and behold i went to Sweets' place,slept over and didn't even get as much as a peck! reason? He was tired,had a busy day and so before i came out of the bath,all fresh and glowing,he was dead to the world! I tried but no show o so i just tried to sleep.
A day before that,we had a bit of issue,he's fond of just snobbing when he's upset and i so hate that! (hell,out with it,lets talk it and get it over with)Well,tried asking what's up but just got further snobs(i,m supposed to know when he's upset without him telling me(as i be witch) and keep off till he's cooled off) and when we got to my house,he asked for a goodnight hug,imagine! I didnt believe he did that,of course i said NO so that we kinda sorted the next day before the cold night thing and then yesterday morning,he continued the snobbing mood so i just kept to myself and then last night,he accuses me of being cold lately,Can you beat that? Who started being cold,and so what should i do when i'm supposed to stay away and when i hate being snobbed?What do guys really want anywayz? I tire o and i seem to hear these complaints from a fair number of chics so i don't think its just me or is it?See why i say they are blind even though seeing and so so hard to please?
Friday, April 10, 2009
Thieving cab man
I have been coming here for days on end and my head is still blank,i know not what to write! Ki lo de? E ma gba mi ke? I just read other blogs,have a good laugh and make comments. It is so so dry! Me i tire o.
Meanwhile, i have atarted losing some weight o,i thank God and y'all who gave me tips.
Hear my story... some crazy Cab man stole my purse on Monday. I didn't believe someone could be that fast and he tricked me,i felt so stupid but then how could i have known? I entered the cab,we moved a little and the guy asks me if i had change,i said i had 200(was supposed to pay him 150) so he said i should bring it so he would get some ticket thing(some people just give tickets to cab guys for 50 box,don't know what's about). Anyways,he collected the 200 and says he ain't going again saying VIO(some pips that catch cabs not painted Abuja cab colour 'green and white') is on the road so he gives me back my 200 and asks me to get off and take another cab. I tried to get down but the door won't open so he reaches across to help me open the door(i was sitting in front and my bag was on my laps). I just put my purse back in the bag and the bag was open. Of course i was distracted trying to open the door cos he told me to hit it in a certain way and i was getting pissed as the door refused to bulge and was even shouting at him to get down and open it from outside but the guy no gree o,he was even vexing that i didnt hit the door well,imagine!
Finally,the door opens and i just came down and banged it close,He said 'take am easy now.' My pips,na so i enter another cab o,paid him 150 from the 200 d guy gave back to me and got to where i was going,lo and behold my purse was gone with all my ATM cards,my i.d card and seven grand and i had only 50 naira left. I wan craze! Well,thanks to God,i had my Sweets to call,he picked me up and i started all the running around for police report,wetin police carry me do na another day story. Well,i got it,did my affidavit myself(as i be lawyer now) and then my day was just messed up. I began to invoke scriptures. I say Baba "i pay my tithes o,the devourer is rebuked for my sake" e.t.c
Amazingly,on my way to court on tuesday,someone calls me and says he found my purse on Bwari road which is like 40mins drive away from Abuja metropolis,i went to get it,all things were in it except the cash of course and then my mum and sweets passport were gone. The guy that found it sef had to be real cajoled by Sweets to collect some cash for his help. Yes! there are good people still in Naija. My faith came alive all over again in God and in Nigeria. I just forgave the thief,at least he gave me cash to get to where i was going. It was while i was gisting my friend,she told me that in all that hulabaloo of opening the door,while i turned to struggle with the door,the guy had removed my purse.Apparently,same exact scenario had happened to her before and her phone was stolen. O ga gan o!
Well,i thank God, i didn't have to do all the stress of getting my i.d and ATMs back.Moral?
Beware of cabs that have door issues,always pay your tithes. Trust me,it works.
On a lighter note, a woman got sick and while in the hospital,she died. Got to heaven and begs God,He sends her back saying she has like 30-40 years extra to live. The woman comes alive,gets well and goes to do all kinds of surgery you can think of,face lift,tummy tuck,boob job e.t.c giving herself a total make over. after the last surgery,as she walks out of the hospital,she was hit bya car and dies instantly.
She gets to heaven and says God,but you said i had 30-40 years,what happened? Why d'you let the car hit me? God says,oh sorry dear i didn't recognise you!
Have a great Holiday!
Meanwhile, i have atarted losing some weight o,i thank God and y'all who gave me tips.
Hear my story... some crazy Cab man stole my purse on Monday. I didn't believe someone could be that fast and he tricked me,i felt so stupid but then how could i have known? I entered the cab,we moved a little and the guy asks me if i had change,i said i had 200(was supposed to pay him 150) so he said i should bring it so he would get some ticket thing(some people just give tickets to cab guys for 50 box,don't know what's about). Anyways,he collected the 200 and says he ain't going again saying VIO(some pips that catch cabs not painted Abuja cab colour 'green and white') is on the road so he gives me back my 200 and asks me to get off and take another cab. I tried to get down but the door won't open so he reaches across to help me open the door(i was sitting in front and my bag was on my laps). I just put my purse back in the bag and the bag was open. Of course i was distracted trying to open the door cos he told me to hit it in a certain way and i was getting pissed as the door refused to bulge and was even shouting at him to get down and open it from outside but the guy no gree o,he was even vexing that i didnt hit the door well,imagine!
Finally,the door opens and i just came down and banged it close,He said 'take am easy now.' My pips,na so i enter another cab o,paid him 150 from the 200 d guy gave back to me and got to where i was going,lo and behold my purse was gone with all my ATM cards,my i.d card and seven grand and i had only 50 naira left. I wan craze! Well,thanks to God,i had my Sweets to call,he picked me up and i started all the running around for police report,wetin police carry me do na another day story. Well,i got it,did my affidavit myself(as i be lawyer now) and then my day was just messed up. I began to invoke scriptures. I say Baba "i pay my tithes o,the devourer is rebuked for my sake" e.t.c
Amazingly,on my way to court on tuesday,someone calls me and says he found my purse on Bwari road which is like 40mins drive away from Abuja metropolis,i went to get it,all things were in it except the cash of course and then my mum and sweets passport were gone. The guy that found it sef had to be real cajoled by Sweets to collect some cash for his help. Yes! there are good people still in Naija. My faith came alive all over again in God and in Nigeria. I just forgave the thief,at least he gave me cash to get to where i was going. It was while i was gisting my friend,she told me that in all that hulabaloo of opening the door,while i turned to struggle with the door,the guy had removed my purse.Apparently,same exact scenario had happened to her before and her phone was stolen. O ga gan o!
Well,i thank God, i didn't have to do all the stress of getting my i.d and ATMs back.Moral?
Beware of cabs that have door issues,always pay your tithes. Trust me,it works.
On a lighter note, a woman got sick and while in the hospital,she died. Got to heaven and begs God,He sends her back saying she has like 30-40 years extra to live. The woman comes alive,gets well and goes to do all kinds of surgery you can think of,face lift,tummy tuck,boob job e.t.c giving herself a total make over. after the last surgery,as she walks out of the hospital,she was hit bya car and dies instantly.
She gets to heaven and says God,but you said i had 30-40 years,what happened? Why d'you let the car hit me? God says,oh sorry dear i didn't recognise you!
Have a great Holiday!
Monday, March 23, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
This Slim shady syndrome...
I tire o! i must be slim sha o. wonder how i got here in the first place from being a source of concern cos of my lack of weight to now being a major issue cos of abundance of it! na real wa. In the process of meeting my target of size 12 from d present 16,my knees devloped pain and swellings. Doc says to ease up on the morning walks but still must lose weight so which one i go take now?
Well,decided to strictly diet and learn swimming(hopefully i can wade my thick self in water) so plssssssss help! This is a major project now. What should i eat and not eat? Don't really have sweet tooth but i love coke, juice and my folks are big! Help, i must be slim o!!!
Well,decided to strictly diet and learn swimming(hopefully i can wade my thick self in water) so plssssssss help! This is a major project now. What should i eat and not eat? Don't really have sweet tooth but i love coke, juice and my folks are big! Help, i must be slim o!!!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
I'm here for real
I agree my page has been sooooooooooo boring and void of posts so no need for anyone to condemn me again yea,i have done that myself but now i promise to repent and do better and i do hope you guys will comment and interact with me so i just came to say i am here for real now. hopefully i'll have more access to the net (its not so cheap here na!) and can blog more.
Friday, November 7, 2008
What do you call this boring day at the office? I wonder what's gonna end the day but it is such a good thing today is friday then we can just celebrate. Yours truly is getting ready for call to bar and Iya is kinda more excited. You know how these things are now. Boy!was i scared about the bar exams result? Tension was so in the air but we thank God,i have passed through successfully. So,ready to take on the,challenges,boredom and frustrations that comes with this Noble proffession in our society. looking forward to it actually.
So, Sweets and i are thanking Baba God for 'our' job. (Yes now,i am included o even if its in d spending aspect). Anyway, sweets got a job and i am looking forward to better things and more cashflow,abi? A girl must get money now even though it will be more saving o as we have plans which will unfold to you as time evolves. all the same,its comforting to know there's more cash coming in.
So, Sweets and i are thanking Baba God for 'our' job. (Yes now,i am included o even if its in d spending aspect). Anyway, sweets got a job and i am looking forward to better things and more cashflow,abi? A girl must get money now even though it will be more saving o as we have plans which will unfold to you as time evolves. all the same,its comforting to know there's more cash coming in.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
I am so new
hi, i am so wondering what to write and yet i cannot figure it out. well, i am so so new to the blogging but at the same time i look forward to having me a great time and to try as much as i can to always put updates. so,lets stay together.
went to court today.it was fun though got boring at some point but i wannt to make the best use of tis opportunity to experience all the litigation i can even though the system ain't so encouraging. imagine asjourning a case to feb 09? that is just gross! anyway we'll keep on keeping on and make the best of the situation
went to court today.it was fun though got boring at some point but i wannt to make the best use of tis opportunity to experience all the litigation i can even though the system ain't so encouraging. imagine asjourning a case to feb 09? that is just gross! anyway we'll keep on keeping on and make the best of the situation
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